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The collar keeps its shape after many washes, the tubular knit looks tidy, and the fabric feels light enough for layering under a flannel or thick enough to stand alone on warm days in the garage. It’s for the person whose best tools have nicked handles and stories to match — for the woodworker who’d rather let a shirt do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (soft, smooth surface)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG printing options for crisp, durable graphic\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":42714373226571,"sku":"41263728534607232185","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":42714373259339,"sku":"13431963761403151372","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42714373292107,"sku":"30289881038696405125","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":42714373324875,"sku":"95220036454791795498","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":42714373357643,"sku":"12605687569691047968","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":42714373390411,"sku":"23342863161045390770","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42714373423179,"sku":"24190011770904368726","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":42714373455947,"sku":"21706064228504757927","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":42714373488715,"sku":"27863223741249867314","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":42714373521483,"sku":"60180589189859720149","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42714373554251,"sku":"10255670936013945709","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":42714373587019,"sku":"27623840379386066358","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42714373619787,"sku":"21799716630074111636","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":42714373652555,"sku":"24497007696926899727","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42714373685323,"sku":"17927502754147385867","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42714373718091,"sku":"17988974428756829751","price":30.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":42714373750859,"sku":"85626900954669923599","price":30.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42714373783627,"sku":"25215146162945433630","price":30.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":42714373816395,"sku":"20785324267933121029","price":30.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":42714373849163,"sku":"27155307030207502066","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":42714373881931,"sku":"18218745391365386548","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/7431\/7131\/files\/57917151621927243_2048.jpg?v=1782161675","url":"https:\/\/woodzaz.com\/products\/this-what-a-real-woodworker-looks-like-t-shirt-funny-woodworking-tee","provider":"WoodZAZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}