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Wear it to craft nights, woodworking classes, market booths, or just when you need a quiet reminder that mistakes are part of the process.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis tee feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps the focus where it belongs — your hands and the work in front of you. The humor is dry and specific, and it connects with folks who find satisfaction in solving problems and smoothing rough edges — literally and figuratively.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, smooth 100% ring-spun cotton fabric for comfortable all-day wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and lightweight 153 g\/m² construction for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced with DTG\/DTF methods; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":42721833680971,"sku":"17924366419723404582","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":42721833713739,"sku":"10314028968856546360","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42721833746507,"sku":"22720510804974788193","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":42721833779275,"sku":"10227686741939298426","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":42721833812043,"sku":"31979525770858932073","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":42721833844811,"sku":"19596482893776809979","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42721833877579,"sku":"27145803188997067846","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":42721833910347,"sku":"15660281781780638500","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":42721833943115,"sku":"30201720251145030161","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":42721833975883,"sku":"18194901812950185247","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42721834008651,"sku":"29031387222364886232","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":42721834041419,"sku":"22955751414615676109","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42721834074187,"sku":"11554637843014741137","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":42721834106955,"sku":"67934438632440617243","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42721834139723,"sku":"15076575670448820649","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42721834172491,"sku":"39404636822900326946","price":30.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":42721834205259,"sku":"29551341547469706544","price":30.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42721834238027,"sku":"59930800809447493050","price":30.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":42721834270795,"sku":"22425752122628601596","price":30.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":42721834303563,"sku":"51595563023231830669","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":42721834336331,"sku":"13756155901683894837","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/7431\/7131\/files\/7132366598982114936_2048.jpg?v=1782432329","url":"https:\/\/woodzaz.com\/products\/woodworking-reality-list-t-shirt-measure-cut-fix-sand-funny-carpenter-tee","provider":"WoodZAZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}